Showing posts with label Advice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Advice. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Bringing it back. WISDOM WEDNESDAY! May be NSFW.

Courage wolf liked he last post so much he wanted in again



Seriously guys and by guys I mean the men. He's pissed. He's tired of guys being afraid of being rejected. I mean...he threatened.. threatening me to read it to you. *sigh* here we go

   Look here you little fucks! You are afraid of telling people you are dating that you are bisexual, pansexual, potsexual, omnisexual, novasexual or whatever you shit fucks are calling yourselves nowadays? Then you don't deserve to fuck much less breed! Afraid they are gonna jump you after school by the monkey bars? Bring a bat ans some lube so you can smack their shit up. It's hard? Did I just hear you whine that it's hard? NO SHIT IS HARD! ANYTHING WORTH DOING IS HARD! My uncircumcised wolf dick is hard and it's worth doing you spineless sack of shit! 
  You think you got it bad? People use to get arrested for having gay sex.A-FUCKING-RESTED! You would have been certifiable insane. Yes..your half & half ass wold have been in Arkham with The Joker and Two-Face!  Don't play the martyr in this society! Ain't no tissue for ya brah! No one is shedding a tear! "But but Courage wolf Kurt said on Glee “Bisexual is a term that gay guys in high school use when they want to hold hands with girls and feel like a normal person for a change."   Well so the shit what? On Buddy TV dot com That neck-bearded bastard John Kubicek  said


"But more importantly, I learned that Kurt and I have something in common: we both think male bisexuality is a myth. Blaine's very brief experimentation with kissing girls prompted Kurt to defensively respond that "Bisexual is a term that gay guys in high school use when they want to hold hands with girls and feel like a normal person for a change." And I completely agree. 

Blaine's actions in this episode were ridiculous and, if anything, a dangerous message to send to gay teens. According to Blaine, the only way to know for sure that you're gay is to kiss a girl and see what happens. This flies against everything Glee has ever stood for in terms of being true to yourself.
"

  So the shit what? You think life should be dictated by a bunch of fictional teenagers? Don't like it? Watch and support a better show!


If you don't want to watch that go make your own! Don't like view in the back of the bus? Walk Walk YOU BETTA WALK WALK


Lyrics

If you miss me at the back of the bus, and you can't find me nowhere. 
Come on up to the front of the bus, I'll be sittin' right there. 
I'll be sittin' right there, 
I'll be sittin' right there. 
Come on up to the front of the bus, 
I'll be sittin' right there. 
ill slap you right nowwwwww u little dog
If you miss me at the Mississippi River, and you can't find me nowhere. 
Come on over to the swimmin' pool, I'll be swimmin' over there. 
I'll be swimmin' over there, 
I'll be swimmin' over there. 
Come on over to the swimmin' pool, 
I'll be swimmin' over there. 

If you miss me at Jackson State, and you can't find me nowhere. 
Come on over to Old Miss, I'll be learnin' right there. 
I'll be learnin' right there, 
I'll be learnin' right there. 
Come on over to Old Miss, 
I'll be learnin' right there. 

If you miss me at the picket lines, and you can't find me nowhere. 
Come on down, to the jailhouse, I'll be roomin' over there. 
I'll be roomin' over there, 
I'll be roomin' over there. 
Come on down to the jailhouse, 
I'll be roomin' over there. 

If you miss me at the cotton fields, and you can't find me nowhere. 
Come on down to the court house, I'll be votin' right there. 
I'll be votin' right there, 
I'll be votin' right there. 
Come on down to the courthouse, 
I'll be votin' right there. 

If you miss me at the back of the bus, and you can't find me nowhere. 
Come on up to the front of the bus, I'll be sittin' up there. 
I'll be sittin' up there, 
I'll be sittin' up there. 
Come on up to the front of the bus, 
I'll be sitting' up there

So you wanna keep watching keep complaining that no one is gonna take you seriously, that no one is gonna accept you? Git from the back of the fucking bus and go walk proud!



Well, Tell us how you really feel, Courage Wolf! DAMN! 

Monday, May 2, 2011

When should one tell their partner they are bi or I love you & I'm bi pass the peas.

*UPDATE*
Having a bit of problem with the comment section.
email me here  for questions or anything pertain to my articles until things are rectified.

Ok..so I am cleaning up and getting things ready for my move to WordPress. Manure got real son. Ok ok...for this post....no more pony references. Seriously...I bet you were expecting a "Right after this one...nope...no ponies. More




I was asked  by this cool guy on facebook paraphrasing here.  "When is a good time to come out as bi to a potential mate? Women seem to not dig it."  There are a few schools of thought.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Cuz it's Sadie Hawkins Night or Pony up!

  I am trying to work on a few pieces at the same time. One of them being A dating guide for bisexual men on dating other men. It's a touchy subject for me & with the poop Shit storm of the quarter happening with my friends which I am dragged into by sheer guilt & devotion. Painful distraction after painful distraction for about a month actually. (God a whole month...I need to get my shit together )

 I am a big old geek, not a nerd...but a geek  and if you just don't wanna click that link. PICTURE!!

Where was I going with this? Oh yeah! SO I am a big ol geek and I love me some internetz. I once in awhile go to different message boards and try to dive into the geek world or the muggle world. Who is doing this amd what blog is doing what. And I discovered something totally awesome..Are you ready for it?

MY LITTLE PONY!

Why are these ponies so awesome?  What's the big deal? ell It all starts with a lil Imageboard called 4CHAN
Never heard of it? Do you remember last summer about a little girl named Jessi Slaughter? Go read up on her and 4CHAN. I'll wait
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Crazy stuff right? SO one of the things that is known on the internet is you do not FUCK with B/   Not ever..just period. Now somehow (answer right here ) My Little Pony or MLP took 4Chan in a storm. for about a month straight. Mind you. they get banned every 5 minutes but keep coming back. The argueent is that There is nothing but sex, porn, and other things bad on there why not some cute little ponies? But again and again these B/astards kept fighitng. and the MLP lovers on 4CHAN now calling themselves





B/rony or B/ronies do not give up. But they never gave up.
These B/ronies kept going and going 2 hours a day from all around. Everypony chipped in got banned and guess what?


 Never has 4CHAN been attacked before from within and especially B/ of all places! 
 What were the rules for the B/ronies?

Current rules for MLP threads:
Do:
-Keep all MLP related content within the current largest MLP thread
-Actually discuss the show
-Ignore any threads speaking negatively about the show
Do NOT:
-Post any MLP material in any thread not explicitly about MLP (reaction images, avatars, macros, quotes, phrases such as everypony/brony/etc)
-Post threads to speak negatively about MLP or reply to threads speaking negatively about MLP
-Post any MLP material on other boards
-Bump MLP threads just to keep them bumped
-Report MLP threads where users are staying in one thread

Did you see the underlined?  Do NOT Post threads to speak negatively about MLP or reply to threads speaking negatively about MLP 
Do you get that? Ignore the haters. IGNORE THE HATERS IGNORE THE FUCKING HATERS!! Why should we ignore all of these Savages? 



Yes...they always do But something remarkable happened.
People stopped judging the show & watched it.  The word spread. Guess what happened?



Fans emerged.  The toughest women & the hardest of hardcore liked the show



Yes...and of course the hate became stronger ...


and more violent


But what did they do? 
Why?
Because they redid their rules. They stopped playing by the old rules & made new rules

I mean look at number 1. Ok we all see number 10 it's an inside pony joke.

Thou Shall Live by the Code of Friendship Love & Tolerance.

Imagine if we all did that? What if we just fought back with hugs?
I mean we did it before? right?


Remember these anybody?

"In October 1967, Hoffman and Jerry Rubin helped organize the March on the Pentagon using Flower Power concepts to create a theatrical spectacle.[14] The idea included a call for marchers to attempt to levitate the Pentagon. When the marchers faced off against more than 2500 Army national guard troops forming a human barricade in front of the Pentagon, demonstrators placed flowers in the soldier's rifle barrels.[15]
Flower Power, a Pulitzer-nominated photograph by Washington Star photographer Bernie Boston, became a classic image of the Vietnam War–era protests.[16] The photo, taken on October 21, 1967 at the "March on the Pentagon", showed a young, long-haired man in a turtleneck sweater, placing carnations into the rifle barrels of military policemen. (The young man in the photo was not named by Boston and his identity is disputed. He was most commonly identified as George Edgerly Harris III, an 18-year-old actor from New York who later performed in San Francisco under the stage name ofHibiscus.[17] The young man also has been identified by Paul Krassner as Youth International Party organizer, "Super-Joel" Tornabene.[18]) "  (*psst* they are talking about the blonde dude)

They didn't wait for a bad article or a writer to make fun of them. They went to the Pentagon protested the fuck out of it and when they came out with rifles the put FLOWERS in them. How possible could that be if we did that?
What if we stopped hating each other for things and stopped blaming each other for things and trying to get each other to donate to a cause and just said
"How can I help you?"
I know, I hear a lot of  "but what about me?" "what about my problem?" Let's just stop for a moment.

The only way to help oursleves is to help each other. 
Example: I love Wonder Woman I love her comics. I still buy them  and when I am done I give them to shelters. I buy the trades or Trade paperbacks & keep those. Now here is a funny thing. THEY NEVER HAVE WONDER WOMAN SHIRTS FOR MEN. EVER!  Is it because they suspect that men don't like it? I dunno. I mean they have batman & superman shirts for girls as well as adult women. Is it ok for for girls to look up to men but boys not up to women? Would fighting for shirts in men sizes be a step towards boys being able to access stuff  to show their pride of having a female role model? Sure it sounds far fetched but is it? 
Think about this.
Tomboy=aww  she wants to be tough like boys. maybe she will grow up to be a lesbians bawhahahaha!
Feminine boy= I smell gay on him. we'll beat the gay out of him.
Yeah someone did already.
See here is one thing that quells any any argument of manliness. When a woman says that's hot.
Bottom line. It happens tie & time again. Those male allies that aren't believed are justified by you. 
You become the proof positive in those ogres minds by saying that person A is mating material in it's most primitive sense. You've seen it. 
The hottest girl in school says she likes smart guys: EVERY BOY GOES TO STUDY HALL.
In a collective wave...my god..
Imagine a million men saying "Hey! How come sport X isnt co-ed?" 
I would love to see co-ed sports. and I don't mean just billiards, golf, or bowling but vs. sports like baseball, hockey, and tennis? I know Venus can serve t up and slam down most if not all of the men on the pro circuit.
 It's crazy she isn't allowed to prove it. 
They say Danica Patrick is an anomaly. I think that's BS and in the coming years we will see more & more women in sports.
But we got to support them as well even if we don't like the sport or hobby.
Because we missed some awesome bisexual moments.


Yes...those are kids asking women out. There are girls there wanting to go out with wonder woman just as badly as the boys and yes this is a scan from an actual DC Comic.

Folks we are dropping the ball.....BADLY!
We are worried about some TV show
(GLee) when we have THE icon of female superheroes in one of the most key moment and possible ventures of her having a female partner by encouraging the writers...we blew it.
You know as well as I do that money talks. Yet year after year the editor in chief has to convince the shareholders that Wonder Woman even though her comics aren't selling for shit to keep making them because he recognizes the importance of visibility. Fellas, why aren't YOU asking to see more female representation in the things you like? 
You're a basketball fan? Support the WNBA. Buy tickets and a jersey. Why should you do it? Because maybe one day you can say "Hey! That's my daughter that dunked on Shaq Jr!" How awesome does that sound?
My son is an interior decorator. 
My daughter is a mechanic
My father is a teacher at a daycare
My mom runs the IT Dept at UBS

It starts with simple things. Like allowing your son to respect women by making sure he can look up to one. To play with "girl toys"  or "Boy toys"

Choices













G.I. recruitment center OR A pony so utterly bisexual she is a unicorn! 
SO again we have 2 choices


Well...you know I choose the ponies.
Why?



Thanks for being patient and as a reward...
PONIES! (yes this episode why Bronies say "Fuck Griffons" 
SPecial thanks to @Lysana on Twitter for stating "You do realize the bi pony is a unicorn? As in a HBB*? SOMEONE knows". *Hot Bi Babe